Feeling Stabby Friday

21 May

Inventory and text book collection are in full swing in my library and to make matters worse Isobel has been cutting her first molar, making sleep nearly impossible. I’m scanning and shelving like some sort of ill-tempered zombie and posting another Follow Friday set from Twitter. It’s all I got, people.

After the second sleep-disturbed night in a row I told Anthony he may have to bail me out of jail if I can’t muster up the restraint to hold my tongue. He said to be on the lookout for a cake with a file in it. We’re saving for Isobel’s college.

I have less than two more weeks of work before I’m off for the summer and I already have some grand ideas about how productive I’m going to be and how much fun I’m going to have.

Here’s to vacation.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

Nicpiper I’m working in a book called Harry Porter and the Large Hadron Collider. Sounds good, yes?

TheRedQueen My kid is totally fascinated with the arm of the sofa. He is talking to it right now.

happyrobot  My cookbook based on the book of Leviticus is coming along nicely. Thanks for asking.

wordlust  According to science, there are only six kinds of twins: fraternal, identical, Siamese, Irish, evil, and boobs.

Maggie  Just sitting here on the bus, trying not to smell anybody.

lifeofjenn  just did a waltz with the fail whale.

mathowie  I need to get my wisdom teeth removed & a vasectomy. There are 1-stop shops for that, right? The Yank ‘n Snip? The Jerk ‘n Slice?

drewtoothpaste  They legalized gay marriage where? Portugal? Well, no wonder I didn’t hear. We have an oil slick bigger than that country.

LaurelKS I bought the dress I’m getting married in today. #excitement

Zaius13 I’m pretty sure it still counts as bestiality if it’s a stuffed animal with a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker taped to it.

leahlibrarian Weather like this convinces me that god is a miles davis fan. #chicagoinspring

apelad I just got a facebook alert that said “we heard what you’ve been saying about facebook.”

akpiper I’m pretty sure that a goat bot just RT’d me. Life list #4978, CHECK!

BabyOlliegator I say “blueberry” but @AKRyder thinks I’m saying poopy. I’m not. Just so we’re clear.

badbanana Nonsequitaur. Half man, half horse, half grilled cheese sandwich.

freudiantypo Fuck it. Let’s go bowling.

owlpacino Voicemail: “You called earlier about your phone not being able to receive calls but we can’t seem to get a hold of you to help.” – T-mobile

shinyinfo Best e-mail ever! “Double Deuce Staff Road House t-shirt is back in stock!” Goodbye, hard earned money!

khamsin It’s funny because it’s true: nothing attracts PhD students faster than free food.

oodja My work day hasn’t really started until I have about 11 tabs open in Chrome!

badbanana I have pushed through the suicide part of Monday morning and am heading into the murder part of Monday morning.

sween The highlight of my weekend was when I told my lawn to go fuck itself.

shinyinfo I decided to start drinking out of my Star Trek glasses. Every day should be a special occasion!

inversejaik Whose method has got the best standard deviation? YO.

BridgetCallahan Cause it wouldn’t be Saturday morning if I wasn’t in a state of apoplectic outrage.

minamiyo WHY IS DAD OUTSIDE?! Doesn’t he know this UPSETS ME!

Lilacmess Hairdresser went overboard. Now I’m stripy and ornery like Bella.

wishing4horses I love looking in on @neilhimself (s) blog just to see what’s going on with his hair that day.

wordlust  A muffin is just a cupcake that makes the baby Jesus cry.

lizakessler An ambulance just drove by and I got excited b/c I thought it was a new food truck. I may have a problem.

heyitskingston I peed my bed last night. #oversharewednesday

JerryThomas What they don’t tell you in the story is that in order for Pinocchio to become a real boy, a real boy had to become Justin Bieber.

JerryThomas Unicorns hate playing horseshoes on many levels.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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