Follow Friday

18 Jun


What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

tysiscoe My iPhone up and died. It was found wearing a teddy with a leather belt around its neck hanging in a closet. Thai police rule out foul play.

JerryThomas Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian.

happyrobot “And I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language: Apache.”

shinyinfo AMERICA! #fuckyeah

badbanana England vs USA. Loser gets New Jersey.

apelad Simply remembering your favorite things when the dog bites is not a safe alternative to medical attention.

pistolval i hope my husband doesn’t get eaten by a bear this weekend. Although, i did remind him to not get eaten by a bear. Now its just up to him.

Zaius13 Whenever we leave town for a couple of days, I worry that someone is going to take all our stuff and trade it for a buttload of catnip.

adamisacsonSmooth peanut butter is truly the “smooth jazz” of peanut butters. “Chunky jazz” is where the analogy sort of breaks down.

bookgirlsb cate blanchet is pretty like a robot alien, but not like a human mermaid kangaroo pteradactyl scorpion alien or anything.

sockington JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE BEACH please note the part of the beach is being played by litterbox OH GOD IT’S POLLUTED everyone out

FakeAPStylebook Readers appreciate exclusive online content. Demonstrate the value of yours by forcing them to navigate log-in and sign-up pages.

lilpyrogirl HOLY CRAP I FORGOT TO WEAR PANTS! oh, wait…I just forgot my phone. Without a phone in my back pocket my butt feels naked.

sween I’m always a little scared just before I squish a bug. What if they have a gun?

steve_librarian You can’t be a good librarian without a little OCD.

AFG85 Just when I think I’m sitting pretty, I arrive at a door for which I have no key. Goddam water temple.

mrlasertron me and the coven saw Troll 2 at the dundee theater last weekend. Hester couldn’t stand how innacurate it was. #tweetlikeawitchday

5tevenw If you watch the Exorcist backwards it’s about a girl who’s very sick until she eats some pea soup and gets better (via @phaemarie)

califmom Dear Victoria’s Secret: Start a matching program where my order is matched with a guy who wants the catalog/porn junk mail it generates.

lasertron for my first mother’s day I got two vaginal tears…trying to decide what to get dave for his first father’s day

karensugarpants Ugh. I feel like a bloatation device.

JerryThomas On second thought, let’s not do the Time Warp again.

michaeljnelson Just discovered that vuvuzelas sound AMAZING in a crowded elevator!

CanuckMackem VIVA MEXICO CABRONES

JerryThomas This grammar nazi owl keeps saying “whom.”

badbanana Avoided a copay by having my annual physical at Antiques Roadshow. Clean bill of health, plus I found out I’m worth $150.

wordlust When you come to a spork in the road, that’s a pretty good sign you’re fucked.

LITTLE BIG’S TWEET OF THE WEEK

JerryThomas With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent. That’s how I poll.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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2 Responses to “Follow Friday”

  1. omarkalifornia June 24, 2010 at 10:28 pm #

    Forgot to ask when you posted this, do you like in a cul de sac? i miss not living in one 😦 as always, love seeing little miss Isobel in your pics 🙂

    • LittleBig June 25, 2010 at 11:13 am #

      Thanks, Omar! Yeah, we live at the end of a long street in a cul de sac. The Meth Neighbors are gone and so are the Asshole Dogs that used to bark every time we went in our kitchen. So things are looking up!

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