Follow Friday – He’s Okay Edition

29 Jul

we have the technology, we can rebuild him

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I’m posting Follow Friday a bit early this week as tomorrow I’m loading up the Buick and headed out of town for a wedding. This is the first time we’ve ever been anywhere with the baby overnight. And our day trip experiences haven’t always been successful. Wish us luck! I’m going to be crossing some items off the Life List this weekend so I’m especially excited.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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himissjulie can’t wait for the sweet, sweet closing announcement.

pbsparents Listening to 4 & 6yo discuss whether or not men have a booty. Nice to see them debating life’s important questions.

Zaius13 The most embarrassing part about farting myself awake was that it was the most interesting aspect of my PowerPoint presentation.

MeganBoley If you were treated to a luxurious bath and fluffy towel, would you grin and then puke all over your clean self and said towel? #rudebabies

lilpyrogirl My excuse for being late today: cat was holding me down, couldn’t get out of bed. Don’t look at me like that, cat obesity is a problem.

louisvirtel Who can ever replace Ellen on “Idol”? It’s really a toss-up between amplifier feedback and grim Chekhovian silence.

sarahblackstock random plan for the future: build a cottage, and give it a charming name. then, be that douche that refers to their house BY ITS NAME.

pnkrcklibrarian “Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

He's okay, everybody!

palinode The tagline for Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch movie is “You Will Be Unprepared”. How it possible to make something so ugly in only four words?

jberthume Went for a walk with Diana. Carried Brutus. Thought about how Sarah Palin and Insane Clown Posse relate, and also about steam cleaning.

ApocalypseHow There’s a new video game out to promote abstinence. Or should I say, a new video game *explicitly* out to do that.

wawoodworth I just read something so pompous that I had a Lewis Black moment of rage.

sophienotemily I think I’d rather commit very specific acts of kindness.

helenstwin Huck: SNUGGLES Me: COFFEE. Huck: You’re a terrible parent. Me: YOU’RE A CAT.

happyrobot I have my mind on my tacos and my tacos on my mind

freudiantypo While I don’t approve of the lifestyle, I am in favor of legalizing redneck marriage.

Dave in his Happy Place (i.e. eating ribs)

PROMO_TWEET CHARLIE ST. CLOUD: BECAUSE SOMETHING HAD TO REMIND YOU POST COMIC-CON THAT 87% OF POP CULTURE IS STILL FUCKING DREADFUL.

schmutzie So, apparently @palinode‘s been calling sex with me “gettin’ dutiful”. I can get behind that.

lafix I accidentally typed “abeer” instead of “a beer” and iPhone transformed it to “cobbler”–Anyway, drunk on cobbler.

eareeve Street Librarian: “Hey, baby. Want some information?” “I give great storytime. $50. $100 if you want me to use my #ukulele.”

wordlust You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you realize you have a terrible bestiality problem.

capricecrane “Snooki” says she’s only read two books. Actually, she answered the question by tapping her hoof twice on the floor.

sockington DOUBLE FOOD BOWL yeah yeahhhhhhhh SO INTENSE what does this mean OH WOW right here in my hallway STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE FOOD BOWL

danforthfrance You guys get my tweets. My downstairs neighbor gets intermittent overheard “goddammit”s directed at my inanimate objects.

goodinthestacks Saw Inception today. Great movie. I can’t figure out why people are confused. Made more sense than #twilightsaga. #edwardsfloatingheadwtf?

BridgetCallahan @alwysabridesmd If looks are that important, than no one would date rich old guys. Why do you hate rich old guys?

notperfect There’s no way that there are enough people who didn’t know they were pregnant to have a TV series. I don’t understand this.

JerryThomas I was laughing all night. Cause I slept funny.

khamsin all this domesticity calls for a fudgesicle

ThatGuybrarian You know storytime’s gonna kick ass when I have to stretch beforehand.

basilbeers just checked in on the bathmat. And by ‘checked in’ I mean ‘peed’. #catsquare

mrpilkington Saying the word “pecan” both ways over and over again. Kind of creeping out coworker. Its okay. I’m a trained professional. Pecan.

shinyinfo @exlibris D&D seems to combine the nerd’s two favorite things: Games and Homework

midwestgrrl Jesus, 2004, was I drunk during all of you?

apelad I just saw a cat eat a moth. What a majestic display of nature’s splendor!

louispeitzman Today I fell asleep while standing. Another item to check off the bucket list!

badbanana I bet if they had Yelp in 1850, nobody would have taken the Oregon Trail.

NASeason How many strawberries do you think I can eat before something goes horribly wrong?

stevelibrarian After seeing Inception today, I started ending every conversation with “OR ARE WE JUST DREAMING???” My wife is not sure why she married me.

owlpacino I have many theories. My strongest one is that no one cares much about my theories.

mathowie If I had a superpower, it’d be cockpunching people using speakerphone in public. Wait a minute, I don’t need a superpower to do that!

rrrobbed Does anyone remember where I parked?

TheRedQueen A brain injury attorney bot is following me. Apparently my tweets sound like they come from someone with head trauma.

eshep either our cat is throwing up less after the arrival of our new kitten, or the new kitten is eating it. great news either way.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

 

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2 Responses to “Follow Friday – He’s Okay Edition”

  1. purplequark July 29, 2010 at 11:01 pm #

    Good luck and safe travels!

  2. sarah b. August 4, 2010 at 2:01 am #

    Thanks for the mention!

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