Follow Friday

20 Aug

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

 

 

freudiantypo Elderwood should have thought harder, uh, longer, um … better about naming their golden care business.

blanklibrarian Someday, when I am a very old librarian, I will weed the Sarah Palin biographies with a huge smile on my wrinkled face.

wordlust How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 37. Yep, 37 ways. 52 when I’m drunker.

MeganBoley Benton is also known as Butters, Buddy, Mr. Buttersons, Boutros, Wilson, And Wilford Brimley.

BackpackingDad Back in my day we stayed off the lawn going uphill both ways.

eareeve No, no. Dr. Laura quit because she’s a cunt.

th3jm4n @exlibris you tweeted a robot and I missed it?

stevelibrarian Muslims : Al Qaeda :: Christians : Ku Klux Klan

PROMO_TWEET THE TEA PARTY IS HORRIFIED THAT “PROJECT RUNWAY” WOULD WORK WITH MUSLIN SO CLOSE TO GROUND ZERO

louispeitzman Maybe it’s my ignorance about biology, but I wouldn’t be surprised if I just started peeing coffee at this point 

diremofo A CACKLE OF RADS

shinyinfo I have a weird hobby. I buy vegetables, put them in my fridge, let them rot, then I throw them away.

eareeve Dear WWF: ‘VULVA’ is too a word! Here, I’ll show you.

hiphipboeree I’m using my 4 weeks of unemployment to do productive things, like play The Sims, spend all my money, and nurse my Guitar Hero hand cramps.

mrlasertron my weather widget on my desktop is showing two of the five symbols for the elements from The Fifth Element. should i worry?

blainecapatch ed hardy shoes make your feet look like dicks.

FuckItLibrarian If you play a Bieber album backward you hear messages from Satan. Even worse, if you play it forward you hear Justin Bieber.

hurtling You guys! I’m over the moon! I mean, you know. It’s, like, so 1969.

simontarr My Twifficiency score is Bacon. What’s yours? Not as fucking awesome as bacon.

TheBlackStar The kid has gone all napa valley on me. #whinecountry

Lord_Voldemort7 #untilfurthernotice I will only refer to “Edward” as “Sparkly Cedric.”

adamisacson If you feel like life has less meaning in these difficult times, you’re right. It’s “41” now.

lafix I have received a stimulus package, discreetly wrapped and requiring batteries

DalaiLama Peace does not come through prayer, we human beings must create peace.

lifeofjenn @exlibris i know we’re not supposed to talk about it but i just can’t help myself. #babyfightclub

rrrobbed Sorry about your couch, neighbor.

lizakessler Oops, just realized I lost 15 minutes in trying to convert the 8/16/10 to stardate to be funny instead of just writing this damn memo.

gothiclibrarian just dug a chunk of ice cream cone out of her cleavage and ate it.

Isobel has the best bedhead ever

saletan Here’s a fun prank you can do at home: Tell Sarah Palin we’ve found oil under Ground Zero.

PROMO_TWEET  FANTASY FOOTBALL: IT’S DUNGEONS & DRAGONS FOR THE GUYS WHO USED TO BEAT UP THE GUYS WHO PLAYED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

midwestgrrl In case you were wondering, liquid Aleve tastes like shame

jasonmustian LAST NAME: T-Pain, FIRST NAME: Feat.

val_forrestal And yes, I’m doing leg-lifts under a cat blanket my mom crocheted for me. Don’t judge me.

FakeeEtiquette It is polite to correct even the most minor of mistakes in articles through comments that start with the word “actually.”

inversejaik The screaming coming from the tire workshop does not inspire confidence.

DRUNKHULK LORD OF RING THEME PARK! BUY RING AT GATE! WALK FOR 9 HOUR! THROW RING IN FAKE VOLCANO! GET RING ON BOTTLE! WIN PLUSH ORC!

Sooooooooooome wheeeeeeeeeeeeere oooooooout theeeeeeeeeeere

OldHossRadbourn So the comic “Cathy” is mercifully coming to an end. I remember the very first one from 1882 — “blah blah suffrage blah blah petticoats.”

LisaMcIntire Dear GOP: Obama’s stance on the Cordoba House is not “out of touch” — it’s CONSTITUTIONAL. The Constitution: Not Just for Your Gun Rights™.

jesus It’s so hard, to say goodbye, to yesterday.

lejessica How much nun would a nunchuck nun, if a nunchuck could chuck nun?

jberthume My knowledge of propane has increased dramatically since I started watching King Of The Hill.

palinode There should be a web site for cats called Will It Fall? How about if I push it? How about now?

lilpyrogirl Yeah. 3 hours of sleep and a hangover. Today has success written all over it.

apelad Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats.

louispeitzman If I had a daughter, I’d name her after a flower. But something unique, like Bladderwort.

eshep seems like just yesterday that conservative christians were complaining that property rights & right to worship freely were under attack

badbanana I’m bored. What’s something I can be outraged about?

BugginWord You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia

mrpilkington Will coworkers notice that my robot is really just an empty box of fish sticks glued onto a toaster-oven?

eeicenbice some days i think i should straight up just take a hit of the fresh coffee grounds instead of going through the effort to make coffee.

designersays The thing I hate most of all about early apartment inspections are the people who walk around my bed saying do you think he’s still sleeping

ApocalypseHow I’m pretty sure Levi Johnston doesn’t even reach Foursquare qualifications to run for Mayor.

MJMcKean Dr Laura, Helen Thomas… what is happening to our hags?

sucittaM Drunk on about 7 bottles of wine because What Would Jesus Drink? AMIRITE?! UP TOP DRUNK JESUS!

apelad A man stumbles from the woods, exhausted & bloody. “Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic” he gasps. In the distance, growling.

PROMO_TWEET CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING OLD

RFaughnder The Last King of Stockton #inadequatemovies

adamisacson I was writing a long story about a guy returning from the Trojan War, then I realized “The Odyssey” had already been written. Epic fail.


What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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4 Responses to “Follow Friday”

  1. J-Man August 20, 2010 at 8:07 am #

    Apparently I need to have a child, so it can join baby fight club.
    gothiclibrarian’s tweet may be one of the sexiest things I’ve ever read ever.
    I’m seriously mad I missed the robot.

    • LittleBig August 20, 2010 at 8:18 am #

      The robot was just me participating in the “twifficency” scam and the automatic tweet that comes with it. Yeah, yeah, I know I shouldn’t just participate willy-nilly with things I find on the internet, but I kept seeing it pop up and sometimes I’m just too damn curious for my own good.

  2. asiajane August 21, 2010 at 5:57 am #

    I love the one about naming your daughter Bladderwort. Also, Nuala loves your cats! She desperately wants one…

    • LittleBig August 21, 2010 at 7:14 pm #

      There’s a commercial I’ve seen lately with a girl who reminds me so much of Nuala. I think it’s a car commercial. Anyway, every time I see it I think of you guys.

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