Follow Friday

27 Aug

What an exciting week! And by exciting, I mean painful. My migraine that started late Sunday night has only just gone away today, Friday morning. Yay? Isobel is getting molars and was up a lot last night crying and pitifully gnashing the teeth she does have. And Poppy, our squirrelly girl kitten, started yowling and presenting like a mandrill the night before her appointment to get spayed. I’m looking forward to seeing my local and out-of-state BFFs this weekend and pinching Kingston’s squishy cheeks. If I’m lucky, there will also be thrifting. Happy Friday, everybody.

 

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

 

danharmon Walking to the mandatory harassment meeting, found out it was rescheduled, and Garrett said “great, now I have blue balls.” #Season2Garrett

onenjen Newest member of the Mile High Diaper Change Club, right here. #poopsonaplane

alonelyargonaut I am a master burrito eater.

matthewbaldwin If I had a penny in my pocket for every kid I’ve seen with sagging jeans then I too would have sagging jeans.

stray If current intellectual property trends continue, by 2045 the only non-trademarked word will be “zesticles”.

mathowie I want my gravestone to read “Here lies a great man. He never once got your and you’re mixed up while writing online, ever.”

louispeitzman It’s officially too hot to cuddle. Who’s laughing now, people in successful relationships?

ThatGuybrarian Hate to sleep, but I’m going to bed smiling thanks to wifey’s delirious rant about “Mervin P. Decimal” & his library management system.

MeganBoley Starting a club for women who are repeatedly punched in the boob by their babies. #boobviolence

GoonSquadSarah The lady checking out in front of me is buying so many berries that I am concerned about her colon.

helloyarn Haha, our friends who rib me for tweeting have a Facebook page for their puppy.

PROMO_TWEET AMC’S THE WALKING DEAD: TV’S BEST ZOMBIE SHOW SINCE “THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY”

helgagrace Am trying to determine if that child threw a golf pencil at me.

willgoldstein Crawling and farting – it’s a full time job.

louisvirtel Hate girls who say, “Disney gave me high hopes for romance.” Fuck you. Jafar gave me high hopes about being an emaciated gay sorcerer.

FakeAPStylebook Do not use quotes inside quotes inside quotes; you’ll get lost if you go that deep into the sentence.

owlpacino First my mom joined Facebook. Now my dad is watching Jersey Shore. Didn’t there used to be a line?

afewbooks librarians can’t continue as preservers of what is; we need to be shapers of what might be #pacomlib

lowcardigan I’m excited to see what Twain’s new autobiography has to say about the time he saved Data and Picard from the shapeshifting aliens.

aleah I still love my job. But today I’d rather love it as an abstract idea while I sit on my couch at home with coffee.

emilmgeorge O+P+T+I+M+U+S = 15+16+20+9+13+21+19 = 113 is a Prime number; Optimus = Prime. Your mind = Blown Again.

wawoodworth Your sexual harassment training tips have made me chortle at my desk

bookgirlsb whatever happened to kevin costner? I will google him and be back with a report.

thejohnblog MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Let me go back to sleep and Daddy will give you a million dollars.

DalaiLama One of the most effective ways to overcome anxiety is to try to shift the focus of attention away from self and toward others.

BackpackingDad As far as uninspiring car names go the Mazda “Protege” is second only to the Honda “n00b”.

metalia I applaud your bedtime postponement initiative, kid, but “my teeth aren’t sleepy yet” sounds like something Paula Abdul would say.

mrpilkington And how very appropriate that my 4000th tweet is a reference to drinking while working at the bookstore.

SethMacFarlane I support the right of the Jedi to build a temple, but does it have to be two blocks from the ruins of the Death Star?

lilpyrogirl The bad spelling and grammar I’ve taught my iPhone auto-corrector outweighs the good it’s tried to teach me.

hellobigfoot Sometime you can meet nice ladies if you hang out at compost bin and pretend choke on egg shell.

Lilacmess @exlibris I can call my class “Interrogating Bodily Obsessions and Typical Assumptions About Your Mother”

drewtoothpaste I dabbed my finger in the poop and lifted it to my nose. “It’s fresh,” I told my wife. “The toddler was here in the last hour.”

ApocalypseHow I want to see a movie where a slut secretly puts her hair up and, in sensuous slo-mo, skillfully shelves books.

thejohnblog I’m the Mayor of blocking ‘Facebook Places.’

danforthfrance Too much coffee means frantically singing “Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes” until the crying starts.

PROMO_TWEET THE HEIDIMONTAG/SPENCERPRATT SEX TAPE: BECAUSE YOU HATE YOUR GODDAMNED EYES

hurtling I’m hungover and piecing together the details of last night one by one. So far I’ve confirmed that I didn’t eat any asparagus.

danforthfrance Recommending Deep Space Nine to someone always has the same effect. I run home and watch five Deep Space Nines.

fierceflawless You know, trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it’s broke, but you can still see the crack in that motherfucker’s reflection.

AFG85 The clerk at the CVS opened up my oldspice and took a sniff. After an awkward silence he said “just checking.” #weirdlifeexperiences

val_forrestal When I die, I want someone to take over my twitter account. I’d like to be the Dread Pirate Roberts of twitter.

FakeeEtiquette If a Facebook friend announces some bad news in an update, it is polite to like that status to cheer him/her up.

neiltyson Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?

DearAnyone When someone invites you over, rub their ear and say “Looking forward to it.” This way they won’t be disappointed when you don’t show.

badbanana Daughter’s soccer season starts today. I don’t have a vuvuzela so I’ll be taking my trombone.

BackpackingDad About to meet my mom’s boyfriend. Will try to refrain from shouting “She only loves me!!!!!” at him. I’m 33.

Although named "Fail's Donut Factory" I can assure you they are full of WIN

jordanrubin You know on House when the camera goes inside people’s bodies to show aneurysms? They should do that on The View.

guiltysquid Facebook is like an elderly aunt you’re obligated to visit and Twitter is the bad ass people you trash hotel rooms with.

palinode I tried a bold new photographic strategy in New York of taking crappy pictures. Success!

PROMO_TWEET PIRANHA 3D: BECAUSE THE STUDIO WOULDN’T LET US CALL IT “FISH N’ TITS”

hiphipboeree Me: “On a scale of butch to femme, where am I?” Ash: “Librarian.”

DRUNKHULK THIS REAL LIFE! JUST FANTASY! CATCH IN LANDSLIDE! NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY! OPEN YOU EYE! LOOK UP SKY! SEE! DRUNK HULK POOR BOY!

ohnoCAPSLOCK Also, oxford comma, I wish I knew how to quit you.

shinyinfo @exlibris Your daughter is going to lead the revolution, for true. I for one, welcome my Toddler overlord.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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5 Responses to “Follow Friday”

  1. wishingforhorses August 27, 2010 at 8:27 am #

    Awesome! Have a good weekend babe.

  2. Stefanie August 27, 2010 at 3:45 pm #

    Yay I made it! We are excited to see you guys too!

  3. Amy August 28, 2010 at 6:21 pm #

    I have never felt so proud.

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