Follow Friday – Herp Derp! Special Snow Flake Birthday Edition!

15 Oct

This week’s Follow Friday post is brought to you by my birthday and the fact that I am one step closer to becoming the crotchety old woman I’ve always been inside my heart. Daaaaaw. My birthday is tomorrow, to be exact, but my favorite way to celebrate is to indulge in week-long excuses of doing things “for my birthday.” I’m going to order wontons! (It’s my birthday.) I’m going to stay in my pajamas all day watching Battle Star Galactica! (It’s my birthday.) I’m going to go crazy go nuts in the thrift store! (It’s my birthday.) I’m going to eat a bowl of candy at Halloween! (It’s my birthday.)

This gets old when I’m still saying it in November, but for now I’m going to sit back and enjoy it. Anthony starts his new job next week and I’m thrilled for what this means for my family. So thrilled that when we went to Target to buy a baby shower gift for my friend Erin I sprung for a dollar-bin witch hat for my daughter. I think it suits her.

Also, yesterday I received the most perfect spam comment: it said only, “herp derp.” After a long discussion about it with Grumblies and Senator Boley’s Mom, we decided we needed to start a “Herp Derp Awareness” Campaign. Grumblies was kind enough to make us a button. Wear yours with pride!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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OngoingBS Butt Cabbage. #2WordsThatDoNotBelongTogether

heyrenees “the best things in life — AREN’T THINGS” said the bumper sticker on the mercedez suv parked in front of the four seasons hotel. rofl.

fierceflawless Just ran into a fascinating condom display at a drug store. Of note: brands called “big boy” & inexplicably, “jeans”.

adiopink” Mawwage.”‘

BridgetCallahan New artistic goal: making a Marie Antoinette docudrama starring @midwestgrrl. Have llamas in it.

showsomemoxie Hell with boot camp, my arms are about to fall off after peeling and cutting up a 2.5 lb. winter squash.

lilpyrogirl Mayday, Mayday! Catastrophic Bra Failure!

heyrenees well, at least the trending topics have elevated in class from bieber fever to heated toilets.

badbanana Military-grade explosives found at NYC cemetery. Hundreds confirmed dead.

FakeAPStylebook Do not hyphenate “homeschool.” See also: homestead, homeboy, homeslice.

rainydangers It’s not as pithy as rocks and glass houses, but people who record their phone trees while drunk shouldn’t complain about slow business.

hurtling I just had a flight delay in Syracuse and boy are my arms drunk.

louisvirtel CBS just announced that the Amazing Race is white people.

shinyinfo Me to Co-Worker: “I need you.” Co-Worker: “Why?” Me: “Because you’re a man.” CW: “What!?” Me: “A toilet is clogged in the men’s room.” FIN

JerryThomas You know, they shouldn’t be calling them “bouncing” babies if they don’t actually do that. Also, I need a lawyer.

darthvader My Yankees cruising to victory. Haven’t been this embarrassed by the twins since Luke and Leia made out.

danforthfrance On one end of human achievement are the Great Pyramids, on the other is your rear window display of faded stuffed animals, Camry.

yowhatsthehaps I’ve discovered Netflix and therefore do not need you anymore, outside world.

MuffinTopMommy My Twitter stream is like people watching except without the awkward moment when I get caught staring.

himissjulie I do believe that my generous use of jazz hands greatly improved the choreography of that exercise program.

adamisacson Lovely day in the country. Hayrides, corn mazes, cider, pumpkins, Wal-Mart, meth, apple trees, penny candy, guns and fresh air. Very nice.

helgagrace Sometimes you have to ambush people who look lost and help them find a copy of the Color Purple. #guerrillareference

sockington AHOY TOP OF COUNTER arr you have been boarded AVAST I AM BEING YELLED AT abandon counter abandon counter

FakeeEtiquette It is rude to write a Yelp review that doesn’t include an unnecessary personal anecdote.

madarat The goal is to keep the eye rolling to a minimum.

Sigafoos Scam at a French Star Trek 2 gathering: Cannes Khan Con Con. #whydoihaveanyfollowersatall

tdjukic Only a matter of time until Arby’s legal department reaches out to me.

thinkBIG_blog “The problem with quotes on Twitter is that you can’t always be sure of their authenticity.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

wordlust I’m drawn like a moth to moth porn.

madarat Ok, I can’t text and drive. But can I still do air guitar off the steering wheel? #justasking

weselec This Halloween I’m going as the asshole who says, “Actually, you’re Frankenstein’s *monster*.”

gt733 Urinal Cake Boss #failedTLCshows

badbanana To commemorate Columbus Day weekend, I’m assuming every stranger I meet is from India.

Sigafoos I can never remember how to spell anxiety and it STRESSES ME OUT.

BadAstronomer Had to type the word “gauze” for a post going up tomorrow. The word looks wrong no matter how I spell it. Gauze. Gawz. Gouze. Snooki.

Greeblemonkey Maple. I’d sap that.

Zaius13 Nice Admiral Ackbar. I’d trap that.

SquiggleJay Nice pillow. I’d nap that.

ahmichaud I’d rather not get on a bus unless it’s a cat. That flies.

RailbirdJ Oh. Was that email snarky? Golly gee. I’m sorry. Oh gee! Did I also hit “reply all”? Gosh. Total accident.

lafix I’ll be happy as long as Sarah Palin can’t see the Washington Monument from her house.

pcsweeney I wonder what I’m going to look like when I’m bald. I mean, of course, I know I’ll look good… But how good?

apelad In the future, every political advertisement will begin with a declaration about whether or not the candidate is a witch.

sarcasmically This morning, while watching the Barbaro documentary, I imagined it was Sarah Jessica Parker dying instead & stopped sobbing immediately.

khamsin LET’S ALL YELL ABOUT PRINTERS

val_forrestal @exlibris @shinyinfo if I ever decide to get into bondage, I’m totally making “anchor-babies” my safe word.

thejohnblog Ugh. My penis just emailed me a pic of Brett Favre.

TheNextMartha Omg. Just found out TX state fair is going on. I’m 10 minutes away from fried hopes and dreams.

lizzwinstead I wish there was a debate that featured all the teaparty folks so we could watch them try to out crazy each other.

Jesus_M_Christ Hey guys, I’m throwing a huge party up here on December 22nd, 2012. You’re all invited!

shinyinfo @exlibris @val_forrestal My stupid girl brain is too busy thinking about shoes & vacuums to pay attention to what’s all in my womb!!

SquiggleJay For a non-religious person i sure say “OH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!” a lot.

Phineas @exlibris If only twitter spambots were as useful as toasters.

To me this looks like it says, "HO me." Perfect for Halloween!

heyrenees i can’t believe the nobel literature committee has over looked my twitter feed AGAIN. it’s like they don’t even read it!

eshep You know what this Chilean mine rescue needs? Vuvuzelas.

pistolval The line between insanity & brilliance is a fine one. I like to think I straddle and then frantically hump that line with panache.

wawoodworth Really? The library sign color is PMS #285 Blue? Helluva color designation there.

None this week. For shame, Mr. Cent!

saraschaefer1 Tiny print in the Lunesta commercial: “The exact way Lunesta works is unknown.” Duh, it is known. Magic butterflies nose-rape you to sleep.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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4 Responses to “Follow Friday – Herp Derp! Special Snow Flake Birthday Edition!”

  1. Cookbook October 15, 2010 at 12:12 pm #

    Happy birthday, #specialsnowflake!

  2. LittleBig October 15, 2010 at 12:20 pm #

    Thank you, special snowflake!

  3. dingey October 16, 2010 at 8:05 am #

    I can’t tell you how many glances at the glittorous pink jersey it took for me to realize that it didn’t actually say “Ho Me RUN!” As in, “I am a prostitute, get out of my way.” Sometimes the visual processing part of my brain is autistically literal.

    • LittleBig October 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm #

      That’s basically how Halloween works, right?

      “I’M A PROSTITUTE, GET OUT OF MY WAY!”

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