Follow Friday

21 Oct

Here’s to the bad days, the good days, and all the shitty coworkers in between.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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WindsorGrace My personal goal for the day is to find reasonably priced sparkley yarn. Yes, I have a problem.

NASeason The cat is kneading my belly like he knows his replacement is in there.

mikey_m00n quotation mark FUCK exclamation point quotation mark period

lafix The kids outside are having a tea party. They’ve drawn a Hitler mustache on Barbie, they’ve deported Dora and their spelling is atrocious.

NASeason It appears that my mother has discovered emoticons.

molliekatie I will be really pissed off if I die and I find out I never had good luck because I didn’t forward chain e-mails.

louisvirtel No matter how well Audrina does on Dancing with the Stars, they have to dock her that extra point for existing.

badbanana I’m careful who I let into my heart because I know what it’s like to be hurt by a fake cardiologist.

PinkPeonies What is it called when someone has a mullet, but instead of “business in the front,” they are bald on top?

Phineas Sometimes I get really behind on Twitter and I end up skipping pages and pages of tweets and then I don’t die or anything. Weird, right?

lilpyrogirl I think “cleavage” is Latin for “place to store my phone.”

SquiggleJay didn’t have time to get coffee or breakfast, so it’s a pretty safe bet someone’s getting beaten to death with a 3-hole-punch.

WaggaLibrary We’re having a zombie theme for our youth summer reading club this year. Zombie reading club: Great minds taste alike.

TheRedQueen There is nothing like a baby to make you feel like a comedic genius for making fart noises with your mouth.

aloria Though I do have years of experience with being batshit insane, it doesn’t make me want to be your unpaid personal therapist.

BadAstronomer I just set a double rainbow as my phone’s background wallpaper. And I know just what it means.

antigone_spit I had a dream about Tesla last night. He was in Central Park sitting on a bench talking to a pigeon about alternating currents.

thejohnblog If I wanted to see ‘Jackass in 3D,’ I would have gone to the Glenn Beck rally.

yowhatsthehaps OH: “Meow. Meow. Meowwwwwwwww!” What? I haven’t been out much lately.

jonwurster Why are all the employees of this Borders laughing at me? They’re the ones who don’t have any Rolled Doll books in stock.

onenjen I’m so confused. The show is called Jersey Shore, but they’re in Miami? This is why I don’t have cable.

Lord_Voldemort7 My anaconda don’t want none, unless you’ve got buns, hun. Seriously, he told me. I speak Parseltongue.

BugginWord I think I’m going to be a shake weight for Halloween.

gabedelahaye This 65th wedding anniversary is about to get REAL hyphy.

shinyinfo Librarians need to declare Martial Law on Yahoo Answers.

freudiantypo Considering that “Fartles” and “Pusspuss Kitty” are oft-used nicknames, the inadvertent reference to my cat as “Pussy Fart” was inevitable.

apodixis I just noticed that Meg Whitman’s bobblehead is much more attractive than she is. I mean both physically and as a person.

sarcasmically My childless friend is visiting & my kids are terrorizing him. He’s been wishy-washy about a vasectomy but I think today will seal the deal.

liberalchik when sasha and malia start pole dancing, sarah palin can talk shit about michelle obama.

NASeason It appears that my mother has discovered emoticons.

lafix The kids outside are having a tea party. They’ve drawn a Hitler mustache on Barbie, they’ve deported Dora and their spelling is atrocious.

_Snick Who whores out Bill Bryson and Yiyun Li to her students? This girl.

louispeitzman The only thing better than playing Clue is watching Clue.

OngoingBS Work sucked tonight. I must have done 3 times my normal work on 1/4 of the drugs… I think.. I don’t know. I was pretty high.

sween As Winston Churchill once said, “Wait a minute — I never said this.”

val_forrestal Some nights you relax w/a glass of wine. Some nights you mop the floors because the cat tracked poop all over. It’s give & take my friends.

TemerityJane You know why Martha Stewart went to jail? For lying. No one knows how to fold a fitted sheet. Anyone who says they do is a big lying liar.

BugginWord I will never get used to my husband asking other men if he needs to bring a harness.

alonelyargonaut Dear left turners, learn to yield to pedestrians or be prepped to pay my student loans

wordlust The opposite of dumbass is geniusbutt.

inversejaik Used my car horn to scare the living Jeebus out of a dumb girl who was txting while on the 99. #civicdutydone

SquiggleJay I’m not a proctologist, but I do work with assholes.

gabedelahaye Just realizing the video for Smashing Pumpkins “Perfect” is a sequel to the video for “1979”. Do you guys ever worry that I’m TOO COOL?

sockington LOOK THIS TAIL ISN’T GOING TO WAG ITSELF oh whoops there it goes

Fitty’s got nothing this week, so instead our featured meme will be: Sad Children’s Books! I can’t reread this without laughing.

stevelibrarian Guess How Much I Love You. No, Not That Much. Guess Again. #sadchildrensbooks

palinode Walter The Farting CEO #sadchildrensbooks

youngblood2099 Oh, the places you won’t go! #sadchildrensbooks

palinode Tiger Balls #sadchildrensbooks

palinode Curious George and the Full-On Monkey Stank #sadchildrensbooks

jfiliatrault Sarah, Palin Tall #sadchildrensbooks

palinode Would You Just Deal With Your Shit, Margaret? It’s Me, God. #sadchildrensbooks

palinode Stuart LIttle Is A Grotesquely Shrunken Hairy Man In Love With A Bird #sadchildrensbooks

antigone_spit And Tango Makes Three Until Child Protective Services from the Red State You Live In Pays A Visit #sadchildrensbooks

antigone_spit Bridge to Terabithia #sadchildrensbooks

antigone_spit Horton Hears a Domestic Dispute #sadchildrensbooks

levendis The Giving-You-Syphilis Tree #sadchildrensbooks

SuzeMB The Little Train that Couldn’t #sadchildrensbooks

SquiggleJay Ramona Quimby, Arrested for Possession, Age 8 #sadchildrensbooks

OngoingBS Where the wild things kill your parents. #sadchildrensbooks

thejohnblog Alexander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad American School System. #sadchildrensbooks

thejohnblog The Cat Pissed In Your Hat #sadchildrensbooks

OngoingBS Everybody poops, on you. #sadchildrensbooks

Jesus_M_Christ Fundamentalists are right, I used to ride dinosaurs. Not because evolution is wrong, but because I’m a bad ass.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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7 Responses to “Follow Friday”

  1. dingey October 22, 2010 at 7:54 am #

    It has been a genuinely bad and stressful week. I can’t tell you how much cheer the Follow Friday posts bring me. I am 100% serious about my need for laughter. Thanks, in particular, for “This 65th wedding anniversary is about to get REAL hyphy.”

    • LittleBig October 22, 2010 at 8:16 am #

      I wish I could give you a big hug right now. So far your comment is the highlight of my day.

  2. shinyinfo October 22, 2010 at 9:00 am #

    BTW, if someone has a mullet but a bald head on top it is known as a Skullet. The finest of all Mullet sub-categories? http://bit.ly/cm0ijO

    • LittleBig October 22, 2010 at 9:08 am #

      Did you spot any skullets at that concert you went to recently? 😉

      • Korinne October 22, 2010 at 1:18 pm #

        Aww, I’m so honored you would mention me on your blog. You are awesome. Highfives all around. =)

  3. Windsor Grace October 22, 2010 at 2:06 pm #

    That pictures is freaking adorable!

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