Useful Life Content

21 Dec

When I first started blogging, my spam folder was unimpressive: advertisements for weight loss pills, c!ali!s deals, and the online retail of prescription drugs from Canada. That changed slowly and over time the spam comments became more amusing.

I remember the day it all started. I opened my spam folder to empty the cache and saw that someone had left me a message that said,

“This is quality post!”

It was a fluke, I thought, because then I was back to receiving offers insulting the girth of my penis.

Then I received a gem that said only this,

“herp derp.”

It was like a spam bot had spontaneously developed a sense of humor. After that I began to receive comments about toasters and bulk life content.

I present to you now my current favorite spam comments. I think we should all vote for our favorite.

1. The Screen Toaster.

2. Useful and Life content.


3.  Very special

4. This is a nice blog and greatly.


5. Makes me want to drink.

6. Good molly, bulk and Life content.


7. Extolment to you!

8. Colon Clense

9. Trap Period Roster

10. I give birth

14 Responses to “Useful Life Content”

  1. jenn at 9:49 am #

    sounds like you can thank google translation for a few of those posts.

    in other spam news, i recently got a spam email that enticed me to ‘save on forklifts’ and my recent favorite was one that informed me of a hip replacement recall. that would be messy.

    • LittleBig at 8:50 am #

      Well then, isn’t it fortunate you have a forklift to help with your hip recall. Look on the brightside, Jenn!

  2. Elly Lou at 10:07 am #

    So that’s why my comments never show up! Note to self: stop mentioning alcoholic beverages.

    • LittleBig at 8:55 am #

      Also, I’d check if your computer has a breathalyzer.

  3. Stella at 10:15 am #

    My favorite spam has always been that which offered me products which would enlarge my penis. I think my favorite two are the “I give birth” one and the “be a nice blog and perfect” one. Love the Engrish.

  4. Gen at 1:11 pm #

    Extolment to you! Extolment to you too!

    • LittleBig at 8:56 am #

      I’m like Oprah of the Extolments. YOU get an Extolment! YOU get an Extolment! EVERYBODY GETS AN EXTOLMEEEEENT!

  5. April (aka @lilpyrogirl) at 6:56 am #

    I like this “stacy” person. “Very Special” and “Makes me want to drink alcoholic beverages.” Pretty much everything makes me want to drink alcoholic beverages.

    • LittleBig at 8:57 am #

      How could I have been so blind, April? OR SHOULD I SAY, “STACY??”

      • April at 10:33 am #

        If I was going to leave fake comments, I’d use infamous celeb. names like ….darn, what’s the porn star’s name that locked herself in Charlie Sheen’s hotel room? See, I’m too lazy to even go look it up. This is how you know I’m not leaving comments under fake names…I’m too lazy.

  6. LittleBig at 12:48 pm #

    Well, that’s a comfort.

    • Windsor Grace at 8:03 pm #

      They’re all so wonderful, it’s really hard to pick a fav

      • LittleBig at 8:14 am #

        Extolment to you, Windsor!

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