Follow Friday – The State of Our Union

28 Jan

Last night I had two dreams that Anthony had come home, and one dream that my friend Justin offered to drive me to LA on his motorcycle. This was right after my friend Jon Buck had offered to take me to LA on his bicycle. (I declined the bicycle offer.)

Today is the day! Anthony is coming home! 

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

markleggett Jerking off tons of random guys has really helped improve my Shake Weight technique.

StephenAtHome If we’re going to compete with Chinese tiger moms, we need to let actual tigers raise our kids. It would teach them ferociousness!

SarrahPalinU5A I think I’ll take a pic of my vag and text it to this hot dude at the gym.

GirlDetective My American Dream is to someday become the anonymous person who irritatingly coughs throughout the entire State of the Union address. #SOTU

apelad “Hold on to sixteen as long as you can. Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.” -Barack Obama #SOTU

BarackObama Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they love because of who they love. #SOTU

danforthfrance Infrastructure! Innovation! Obama’s vision of the future brought to you by 3M. #SOTU

happyrobot OHNOES! MUSLINS! STAY AWAY FROM MY JESUS! #SOTU

waitwait Obama just attempted to reach out to normal Americans with an aeronautical engineering analogy. #SOTU

BillCorbett I AM PUTTING SALMON IN MY BONG BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT TOLD ME TO #SOTU

autumnlibrarian John McCain looks like the Penguin. #SOTU

shinyinfo Who invited that dour looking orange scarecrow behind Obama? #SOTU

JerryThomas The longer this speech goes on, the more Boehner tilts to the right. #SOTU

lafix There’s Michele Bachmann, thinking about candy. #SOTU

edeniowa my mammogram tech complimented my boots at my exam & I heard it as “your boobs are adorable”. then got that she was referring to my wellies.

heyrenees This grown ass man in a suit sitting next to me is reading a Star Wars paperback. I kind of love him.

mommywantsvodka The only reason that Thundercats could be trending is because today has swung decidedly up.

diskopo Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you’re proud of yourselves, humanity.

nicpiper Comic Sans presentations all day. I ready to meet my maker. Now please.

iHubby “Do you guys know where I can get one of those necklaces with a gold ‘t’ on it?”
“it’s a cross.”

“Across from where?”

inversejaik K: Thus spoke Zarathushtra: “suck it n00b lol”

Greeblemonkey You get all caught up in life’s bullshit – but I tell you, it really all comes down to clean sheets.

TheRedQueen Nigela is judging and the secret ingredient is cheese. It’s like Iron Chef can read exlibris‘ mind.

sucittaM I don’t remember if the toilet water was blue or not before I sat down, so there’s a chance I’m magical.

MrWordsWorth On the seventh day, she rested. #OprahsSecret

apodixis The corner store is selling “breakfast cookies.” The way I see it, all cookies are breakfast cookies if you have the right attitude.

simontarr I think my wife and I are playing chicken with taking out the trash. I can win this.

sween I missed the end of the game. Who caught the Snitch? (Please don’t say Slytherin.)

peterbyrnes I wonder what would happen if Budweiser took half its football-game advertising budget and spent it on improving the taste of the beer.

kanyewest I just threw some bassoon on this muthafucka

himissjulie I think it is inevitable that the phrase “Who’s a good little kitty?” will be followed by “FUCK! OUCH!” and blood.

smileydooby Ludacris’ real name of course is ludachristopher

Gen_with_a_G Guess what, everyone? I don’t care about football. Like at all. Well, I guess I like the snacks. Go cheese dip!

UncleDynamite The crisper drawer has a somewhat inflated sense of its’ abilities.

MrWordsWorth It’s days like these that I wish I had cheated at the Kobayashi Maru.

thejennui So far no one has taken me up on the “I will give you a dollar if you stop autotweeting your Twitterscope” offer. It still stands.

Bookish_Bitch I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

apelad Nothing gives me a false sense of superiority like looking up celebrities on twitter & blocking them. This must be how Ricky Gervais feels.

thebookpolice Pug was sleeping so hard, he forgot how to eat biscuits. Made a huge clumsy mess, paused frequently. Just asked, “Is this real life?”

NoStylePoints Recent search that brought someone to my blog: “I have a panic attack and then I need to poop.”

willgoldstein I wish Twitter had a manlier vocab. Who wants to help rename things? Like, instead of “tweets”, let’s call them “ka-blammos”.

GorillaSushi Outside the realm of noodles, the most underused unit of measurement is the Oodle.

robkroese Didn’t we establish the Time Cops specifically to prevent people from winning the future?

DamienFahey It took me until age 25 to realize that women with big boobs aren’t pregnant with “chest babies”.

thejennui Zuckerberg hacked makes me giggle. So sorry about your privacy invasion.

pattonoswalt Just once, Obama: “Caaaaaan yooooou DIG IT?!?!” #SOTU


What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

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6 Responses to “Follow Friday – The State of Our Union”

  1. Tristina January 28, 2011 at 11:07 am #

    Yay, Anthony is coming back!! Yay!!!!

    *happy hamster dance*

    • LittleBig January 28, 2011 at 11:25 am #

      I absolutely cannot wait. Seven o’clock cannot come fast enough!

  2. Baby Pickel January 28, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Would you ever allow me to share a story with your blog? I am trying to spread the fever in helping and loving on families that are not doing so well right now and I figure the more touching stories I could share the better.

    Much love,
    Chenzo

    • LittleBig January 28, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

      I think this question is more appropriate as an email.

  3. nadja January 28, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    I need a button on here so I can tweet this whole thing EVERY week. I love it.

    • LittleBig January 29, 2011 at 10:31 am #

      Well, you can always RT my tweet. 😉

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