Follow Friday – The Aquarium

11 Feb

Have a great weekend!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

LisaMcIntire I think it’s just swell that GOP electeds are so comfortable with their hypocrisy about sexuality.

helgagrace Patron: “My girlfriend invited me out there. She wants me to meet her ferrets.”

joshuamneff I’m surveying unicorns about web design. RT @kembrew: Screw evidence-based research. I’m all for fantasy-based research.

AlitaLyn Hubs has decided to buy me a new bed instead of jewelry for Valentines Day. Guess he’s really expecting to get some that night.

gothiclibrarian i asked mina “why did you eat that crayon?” she said “IS CHOCOLATE!”

VHStapes2 That’s it. I’m gonna start living under a bridge like some sort of troll or prostitute or squirrel.

21stcenturymrs I don’t like being called an “attention whore.” I prefer “attention escort.” Because I’m classy.

simontarr My kid loves Outkast’s “Hey Ya” because he thinks they’re saying “Hi-ya!” and doing karate.

jillgengler Found one cat staring intently into a corner in the kitchen. Thought it was odd, then realized I was staring at a cat staring at a corner.

mommywantsvodka Whomever wakes up and says, “Today would be a good day for some inspirational quotes,” needs a swift taco-punch.

louispeitzman There’s a thin line between Bette Davis eyes and “You look like a pug-human hybrid.”

3kalb  “And that’s why you always leave a note.” #127hours

wordlust The expression “Shame on you!” isn’t working. We need to invent a shame hose.

pcsweeney Kid- “Iron Man was a book?!” Me – “Yeah, a comic book!” Kid- “Whats a comic Book?” Me- “like a movie but on paper” Kid- head explodes

thebookpolice “Keester” is a very Grandma word, and does not belong in the Hot and Steamy section of Valentine’s Day cards.

KeepingYouAwake “You are never to old to push and then ride on the back of a shopping cart. Especially at Costco.” – me

SarahIvy Alright, surly not-sleeping toddler, you win this round. But tomorrow Victory will be mine!! #nonaps

Greeblemonkey Zuckerberg was stalked through Facebook? Damn! Even *HE* couldn’t figure out all those damn privacy controls.

filigreegirl Just checked discussion board for my Theology class. Many comments posted which need the reply of a snarky and wizened woman. Going in.

jillgengler This user just came back to my highly detailed, technical question with the response equivalent of “I like tacos.”

tommycm My nose has run for so many hours now, I may enter it for the London 2012 Olympics.

KeepingYouAwake Whenever I say “one of these days…” I like to motion at a calendar so people have an idea of when to expect it.

GuyEndoreKaiser “God, I want to fuck that couple in separate movies so bad!!!” -Natalie Portman watching That 70s Show years ago.

librarianearp Best book title ever: Pimpin’ from the Pulpit to the Pews

slackmistress Make sure to wrap Valentine’s gifts to famous people in restraining orders to save them the trip. #whenyoucareenoughtosendtheverycreepiest

FakeAPStylebook Before installing a paywall on your newspaper’s web content, ask yourself this question: Is my résumé up to date?

TweetsofOld The Odd Fellows of Bear Wallow are going to have some kind of an entertainment on the 26th. VA1910

simontarr If I start screaming for an ambulance later, someone remind me that I just ate a ton of beets.

ghweldon The fact that Superman does not have a fabulous, queeny uncle named Cru-El just seems like lazy writing, doesn’t it?

graphicgrrl Necessity is the mother of invention. Perversity is its older brother. #dodgyproverbs

tomhenrich Error 404: Consciousness not found. (Redirect 302: Caffeine.)

ScrewyDecimal I fell asleep reading a children’s biography of Lady Gaga. Something is wrong with my life.

theRratedBull The only reason I know this is the real world and not The Matrix is because my phone malfunctions at least twice a day.

MrWordsWorth I feel for Christina Aguilera. I remember the time I was booed at the Stanley Cup for botching O Canada by singing ‘true pastry love.’

KeepingYouAwake The Pegasus is the new unicorn. Thought you should know. Now go be cool.

markleggett Put any two words together. That’s the name of a band on Myspace.

BillCorbett “You are not aware of how aware you are. Are you aware of that? You are, more than you’re even aware!” — my upcoming self-help book

danforthfrance A little girl who thinks planets are cool called into Science Friday. I might have welled up.

badbanana C’mon, Hollywood. More scenes with little old ladies hitting people with purses.

Brain_Wash Some sociopaths are so detached from basic reality that they don’t see victims, only pawns. At least, that’s what my cat tells me.

smileydooby Wait. AOL is still a thing? Like, with money & shit?

UncleDynamite The only qualm I have about all the Oscars going to “The King’s Speech” is my having to hire a face-patter to keep me conscious throughout.

sucittaM I finally got all my ducks in a row. Working in an office full of unorganized ducks is just too stressful.

blainecapatch hang in there, baby…friday’s coming! and eventually, death.

colsonwhitehead Because I could not stop for Death, Death was like, Hold up, G.

lafix Where there was one set of footprints, that’s where God lifted me for my keg stand.

joseph_ocon I’m in love! Wait. Never mind. I was just sitting in a really comfy position.

God_Damn_Batman Is it weird that some nights I just stare at a picture of M. Night Shyamalan until I’m angry enough to go on patrols?

eshep Trying to place ethical #Superbowl wager. Which team has least number of rapists, dogfighters, etc.?

louispeitzman Feel free to quiz me on the #superbowl. I already looked up which teams are playing, and I can fill the gaps in my knowledge with Wikipedia.

dandavenport What dreadful humidity in this dome! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance. #JaneAustenAtTheSuperBowl

jillgengler was awakened this morning by a kid with a pan flute.

squeekzoid The “F” key on my keyboard is malunctioning! Motherucker!

apelad I liked the part when the queen kicked in the doors of parliament and started singing “Anyway you want it that’s the way you need it.”

badbanana Taking this party to the next level, Charlie Sheen style. Just gave a $30,000 check to one of my cats.

joseph_ocon Dude and I exited bathroom stalls at the same time. We locked eyes and he nodded, as if to say, “Hey, bro. We did it.”

louispeitzman This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes.

VHStapes2 Its time to get my full back tattoo of the cast of The Golden Girls. Its time.

EllieMcE I guess if doctors wanted to connect with cool kids about mild pain relievers, they could start calling it “I be proffin’.”

Bagyants If you put “LOL” in your own bio, you can rest assured I will.

peterbyrnes With all the times he mentions the Shaolin Temple, I was shocked to find out Bruce Lee wasn’t Jewish.

tommycm Thank God for Darwin.

apelad In ancient cultures, finding your sleep number was the culminating moment in an elaborate rite of passage.

markleggett Oh cool, I gained a follower! Hello asshole!

markleggett Oh no, I lost a follower! Come back asshole!

FrankConniff HR358 bill lets ER deny women abortion even if it saves woman’s life. GOP should call it “Right To Life My Ass” amendment.

CorporateMonkey my weekend is gonna be so much more relaxing now that I know I don’t have to go view an autopsy next week.


badbanana Tartaur. Half man, half delicious seafood condiment.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

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5 Responses to “Follow Friday – The Aquarium”

  1. ahgincle February 11, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    you follow some great tweeps!

    • LittleBig February 11, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

      It’s true! You, for example.

  2. dingey February 11, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    I would like to report that I keep forgetting to take a photo of the hand-lettered sign in my favorite Chinese lunch joint, which reads “Friy Fish w/ Ta Ta sauce $5.99”

    • LittleBig February 11, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

      DUDE, you NEED to do that.

      My favorite was in a restaurant by the bay. It was typical american restaurant cuisine, and it was run by caucasian amerians, so there was no excuse for their shimp-and-steak dinner to be called the “Surf and TURK.”

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  1. Tweets that mention Follow Friday – The Aquarium « Little Big -- Topsy.com - February 12, 2011

    […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Ex Libris, Leah L. White. Leah L. White said: Day late again but still, the @exlibris #followfriday post. Read it and lol: http://t.co/VuaLV68 […]

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