Possible Spam

14 Feb

Every now and then I take a break from reporting on my glamorous life as a librarian and mother to provide what I like to call some Useful Life Content. Behold, my spam folder!

Today’s first selection tries to compliment me, but instead settles for saying I’m “good(!!!!)”. Gee, thanks! Then I’m called a master. Incidentally, this comment was attempting to attach itself to a post about boobs. I may not be rich and famous, but I am a master of boobs. (My boobs, anyway.)

Oh, and check out the email. I have no choice but to personally blame Madonna.

This comment was on one of the elliptical posts.  I’m pleased to know my learn is good.

These next comments are special because they are about me. Specifically. They were on my “About” page and are supposedly in reference to my bio. Let’s read them, shall we?


I wonder if I can put “useful informations” on a resume. Or is that more of a life skill?

Damn. Maybe I need to update my photo? I’m a lady, and I have lady-text.

Oh, BURN! It suggests my bio could be a bit more accurate. I guess it was a matter of time before a spam comment called me to remark on the skeletons in my closet.

I love that this spam comment tries to take responsibility for itself. It’s a Miracle! (Scam!).

I’m really flattered to have brought a new spin on a topic that has been written about for years: my life. Basically, this spam comment is calling me O-L-D. I guess I should just be grateful it doesn’t read: You put a brand new spin on a topic that has been written about for YEARS and YEARS and YEARS and YEARS and YEARS!

And now for the most elusive spam comment ever. Few people have ever seen this comment, and I have the only known photo of its existence:

Is this comment real? Is it a myth? You decide.

8 Responses to “Possible Spam”

  1. Cookbook February 14, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    My key takeaway from this post: you need to blog more about Bigfoot.

    • LittleBig February 14, 2011 at 12:59 pm #

      You’re right. It’s a niche I’ve been seriously neglecting. I think I’m going to add “Bigfoot” tags to random posts now to see if I can lure him out of hiding.

  2. Jen@Dear Mommy Brain... February 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm #


    I’ll let you know about the orange chicken. I’ve never made it before but Catherine McCord has rarely let me down…

  3. Laura February 14, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    these. are. awesome. i always trash mine right away without really reading them…i should pay closer attention to find some winners like these. ha.

    • LittleBig February 15, 2011 at 3:19 pm #

      Someday you will catch a bigfoot comment too! I know it!

  4. purplequark February 19, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    You write words that are put together in sentences much like an author does with text. This information relates well with learning and you argue for what I search for.

    Lady-text hot 🙂

    • LittleBig February 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

      This is the most amazing comment, Jose! 😀

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