Follow Friday – Leftover Candy

18 Feb

Last weekend I had the pleasure of meeting two online friends who just happened to be locals. I brought my camera but I was so distracted by talking and eating and listening to unbelievable mailman stories that I forgot to take any pictures. When you become a mother you have to accept the fact that your attention will be forever divided anyway. No matter what you are doing, if your kid is anywhere in the vicinity,  a large chunk of your brain will be devoted to Baby Alert. It’s automatic, and as far as I know, you’re unable to ever shut it off.

Ellen, who along with her husband Ivan, cooked us an amazing breakfast despite being very pregnant. Getting dressed and brushing your hair is an accomplishment in the late stages of pregnancy, so making a beautiful berry cake was all kinds of extra points. I should have at least gotten a picture of that amazing cake. It was beautiful. I also got to finally meet Laura, who I met through flickr sometime during my pregnancy.  We had such a great time, and I hope to see you guys again before the baby’s born.

Here’s to online friends.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

owlpacino The greatest possible use of internet RT @exlibris: Internet, I need your help identifying a Carebear.

ordermeanother No seriously there is no sunshine bear. The actual name is Funshine Bear. #Ihatemyself

Spidey004 You know what, Billy Ray? “Hannah Montana” didn’t do MY family any favors, either.

TweetsofOld James Parker is the latest to add a “phone” to his residence. WA1906

MrWordsWorth A woman died in her office cubicle and wasn’t discovered for a day. That’s why I work at home. So the cat will find me. And eat me.

sween Planning my fantasy baseball team. Got an elephant pitching. He shoots the ball out of his trunk. That’s as far as I’ve got.

TheOnion Anthropologists Trace Human Origins Back To One Large Goat

pnkrcklibrarian Librarians are awesome. ™

shinyinfo The Secret to Writing Papers, by an ex History Major: If you can turn one sentence into three, you are good as gold.

MrWordsWorth If you want meat-flavored food, eat meat. It’s got 100% of the RDA for meat flavor. And it’s MEAT!

markleggett My boss is silently looking at some of my work and frowning. That’s good right?

AFG85 There is something vaguely Lovecraftian about shrimp that I find unsettling.

MostShefinitley KY Jelly should change their name to High Fucktose Porn Syrup.

shellipants I just made Banana Pudding. Aw. I’m domesticated.

thejohnblog I’m hiding in a bathroom stall at work playing WORDS WITH FRIENDS because last time I checked, this is America.

reikibrarian My cat appears to be watching MSNBC . She sees this as an opportunity for cats to regain their former status as gods. #Egypt

unrealsnow A green bean just splooged in my face. Happy Friday everyone!

WhyIsDaddyCryin daughter just sounded like a career drunk trying to say the word “Michigan”……”Mitch….Mish….Mitzkushhhuhnnnhetssspffgg”

PaulyMortadella Facebook buying Twitter is like your fundamentalist Christian parents coming home during the best party ever.

badbanana Mubarak’s take-a-hint meter must have broken during one of those six or seven times his people tried to assassinate him.

markleggett Sobbing too loud will get you kicked out of a gun range.

eareeve Nopants: I am in you!

TheBloggess Every time I feel socially awkward and snubbed at parties I just want to yell “I HAVE 80,000 FRIENDS ON TWITTER”.

purple_quark ah, it is #oversharewednesday Well, the dog has diarrhea. My life is now complete.

FamilySizedFun FYI gardening with toddlers takes the serenity out of gardening.

malenkayaptitsa My allergies are so bad my doctor seriously suggested bathing the cat. Yeah.

Sigafoos Robocop Kickstarter project is funded. Humanity, you did a good thing this week.

helgagrace Patron looking for dog-food recipe books. We have some.

wordlust A good teacher doesn’t crush souls. A good teacher shows students how to crush their own souls. This ensures the flattest souls possible.

inversejaik Oh, it’s #oversharewednesday! Looks like the ol’ spare tire’s gone from “bicycle” to “motocross”. Thanks, Grandma’s cupcakes!

mommywantsvodka So I used to worry my kid was going to become an interpretive dancer to punish me: “This is me, acting out salad.”

antigone_spit All of my likes are going to collapse into a heap of singularity

markleggett Might start a blog where I show what clothes I wear each day. Should be easy, I’ll just reuse the same five photos over and over again.

BeTheBoy Went Valentines day shopping but the trophy store had nothing for nicest boobs. I hope my wife joins a bowling league tonight.

shinyinfo So Bill O’Reilly believes in god because he doesn’t understand how tides work? If I were a Christian, I’d be insulted by this.

StephenAtHome Valentine’s Day is almost here! Ladies, get your hopes up! Fellas, get your apologies ready!

joshuamneff “I resign as leader of Egypt. No, not RESIGN! I REIGN! REIGN! DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!” — Hosni Mubarak

adamisacson A car cut me off. Since I had the kid with me, I yelled “Forget you.” Now I’m pissed off _and_ I sound like Gwyneth Paltrow.

dirtyvicar I am drunk with POWER! . . . Wait, nope. It’s vodka.

TheBloggess I also plan on redefining punctuation to fit my personal needs. For instance, all brackets will be purely decorative. {}{}{}[][]{}{}{}

love_drunk Still giggling that Pea refers to the movie delivery service as “Nutflix.”

NASeason My salad was too large. I developed lettuce fatigue.

ApocalypseHow GRAMMYS UPDATE: Millions of nerds still scared from when the announcer yelled “Arcade Fire!”

DamienFahey If I’m reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them.

eareeve Almost pulled a muscle trying to do the Roger Rabbit.

slackmistress Our peeping tom just looked in our windows and waved. That’s the sort of extra effort that makes our peeping tom special.

iasshole Neighbor’s fence blew down last night but my hair stayed up. Perhaps you should have used Aqua Net on your fencing, sir.

pcsweeney I used to make fun of nickelback before making fun of nickleback was cool. Now everyone does so I’m going to just have to become a huge fan

tomhenrich Someone please make a zombie western. I’ll start you off: Instead of smallpox, the cowboys hand out t-virus infected blankets.

VHStapes2 Wendy Williams is talking shit about you right now Charlie Sheen. Rock Bottom.

EvenMoreSarah Brought my heating pad to work today. This is the best idea I’ve ever had.

sarcasmically Hey guys, does this graphing calculator make me look involuntarily abstinent?

MrWordsWorth The sad thing about a cold is that a really vigorous cough doesn’t count as exercise.

noirbettie OW THESE ROSES HAVE THORNS WHY DIDN’T I LISTEN TO BRET MICHAELS.

willgoldstein You reach a point in every bout with a cold where you just don’t give a crap whether those kleenexes land in the trash bin or not.

tristina_wright Happy National Singles Awareness Day!

ScrewyDecimal Romance Title of the Day: “The Executive’s Valentine Seduction.” Because nothing says romance like sexual harassment in the workplace.

TheRedQueen Well hello new bots. I am your leader now.

markleggett Tomorrow is “Bring your cat to work dressed up as an adorable widdle biddy baby Day”. Excited.

louispeitzman I was really worried Christina Aguilera was going to forget the letters to “Respect.”

markleggett I want to see an Anne Geddes “Where are they now?” calendar, where the babies have to recreate the same photos 20 years later (No dudes).

himissjulie every time I take the toner cartridge out of the printer, shake it around, and put it back in, I think, HELLS YEAH MASTER’S DEGREE

slackmistress RASHY #rejectedcandyhearts

slackmistress GOOD ENUF #rejectedcandyhearts

slackmistress SISTER WIFE #rejectedcandyhearts

thejohnblog BEER MINE #rejectedcandyhearts

slackmistress FAKED IT. #rejectedcandyhearts

slackmistress BEWBZ. #rejectedcandyhearts

slackmistress It’s a boy. #rejectedcandyhearts

bitchylibrarian So far, Grandma Wendy has sent me two Valentine’s Day ecards. I don’t have a Grandma Wendy.

mattmbr Stop it with the twitlonger and the deck.ly it’s 140 characters. If that’s not enough try Facebook. It has a farm.

unrealsnow Phrase I got to learn in Spanish today: There’s a car on fire across the street.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.


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