Follow Friday – Newb Edition

4 Mar

This week’s Follow Friday post features photos I took of our friends’ newborn, the lovely and sweet Dominic. I’m ending this week with a migraine, but I sure as hell better feel better soon, because I have a full weekend ahead of me. Have a good one!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

himissjulie Taking a bag of pants to the lost and found. #hellsyeahMLIS

JohnFugelsang CBS plans to continue ‘Two & A Half Men’ without Charlie Sheen under the revised title ‘Two Men.’

Caissie Listening to Paddington Bear audio book in car. Sound drops out several times. Me: Oh no! 8YO: They have to do that because of the swears.

Cutlerish My argument centered around cannibalism being good for the environment

oodja Unexpected challenges for the Gamer Dad: trying not to laugh when your daughter asks if you have “wood for sheep” while playing Catan.

rampersand In Europe, it’s called “5/2 Men” and it’s much smarter. #sheenius

apodixis It may have been America’s #1 comedy, but I’ve never successfully laughed at Two and a Half Men.

alwysabridesmd HELP I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT SOMETHING ON Dr. Oz. #cabinfever #stabstabstab

21stcenturymrs The thing about having a friend that works on the Jersey Shore is you watch to support said friend. Then you never get to ask for an apology

inversejaik I’ve become convinced that cats are a gateway drug that leads to babies.

mommywantsvodka So it’s decided. I’m going to turn the treehouse in the backyard into a panic room.

StephenAtHome I wonder who decided to call those things Infographics. It’s such a clumsy, nondescript word. I would have called them Statpicstics.

joseph_ocon If I pat you on the back during a hug, I’m tapping out.

TheRedQueen One of my neighbors named their wireless network “shut those fucking dogs up”. Amen dude, amen.

NASeason ALL THE THINGS ARE CLEAN. NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

tommycm It’d be good if, one year, they ran a clip show of past ceremonies for the Oscars. Like in The Simpsons when they can’t be bothered. #oscars

librariannheels I’m sorry, I have to tweet this. Someone just asked me if I had books by Gop. He’s the leader of the Republican party, you know.

pistolval Ivy made clothing for one of her littlest pet shop dolls out of playdough and is telling all the other dolls: “Lady Squeak Squeak is here!”

milonguera In the ultimate mom move, I am home by 10pm and stopped to get paper towels, apples and bananas. #oldlady

Lord_Stewie I went to the store to buy a “Where’s Waldo” book and couldn’t find it. Well played Waldo, well played.

Zaius13 Rock out with your vagina out! Your freakish protruding vagina.

louispeitzman Ever since seeing Catfish, I’m not convinced I didn’t invent you all. In which case, kudos to me for being so funny and prolific!

LisaMcIntire FOR THE RECORD: no matter what the Chron(icle) says, never OK to say “Frisco” and never OK to say “Cali.” NOT EVER.

bookishbella “Running errands” is my code phrase for “hunting down girl scout cookies.”

matthewbaldwin There’s no business like show business. Well, except taxidermy. Remarkably similar, it turns out.

sarcasmically Pretty sure the Bible has a passage distinctly forbidding the ways in which I am enjoying this taco and I DON’T CARE.

daniellefraggle just chatting with my friend’s cat on facebook. #saturdaylibrarian ahem someone please ask a ref question.

bitchylibrarian Another day where I should be doing laundry. Future, clothesless me is really going to be pissed.

owlpacino There have got to be very few things in life worse than having that “I whip my hair back and forth” song stuck in your head.

MeganBoley It’s #oversharewednesday and I may have had a dream last night entirely around the premise of finding the perfect shapewear. #spanxfantasy

ScrewyDecimal “Tired” doesn’t adequately describe how I feel. A new word needs to be invented. I’m exhaustrolated.

NathanFillion Identifying bears: Climb tree. If bear climbs & kills you, Brown Bear. If bear knocks tree down & kills you, Grizzly Bear.

StephenAtHome If more seniors get into porn, it may get more difficult to slow down sexual excitement by thinking of grandma.

blainecapatch trojan “fire and ice” condoms. at last, that burning sensation you get when you pee…while you fuck!

UncleDynamite “Murder,” she farted.

ethanharrison I hate when bathrooms have timed lights. It’s like I’m trying to defuse a bomb in my pants. If I fail, everything goes black.

OngoingBS Sometimes my narcissism is the only thing keeping me upright. Although I’m pretty amazing at laying down too.

CMastication My wife’s use of the nickname “Chuckles” for anyone named Charlie is amusing. Doubly so for Chuckles Sheen.

louispeitzman Mario Kart separates the men from the men who can’t lose a video game without weeping.

markleggett I make some money from selling dog monocles, but not much.

lafix I like my blogs angry and my caps all’d.

KeepingYouAwake Suddenly, and with no reason, parts of The Eagles – Life in the Fast Lane just made sense to me. I must have had a stroke.

yowhatsthehaps I know all the words to every Jay-Z song. (If you change all the words to “Derp derpa derp, derp derpa derpaaaa.”)

markleggett A stranger looked at me while I was wiggling my finger around in my belly button, and I didn’t bother to stop. This is who I am now.

Mister_m00n How many assholes does it take to change a mood?

sween Dogs have fifty words for woof.

swedishpancake I should probably buy stock in Amazon so I feel like I’m getting some of my money back.

seamusmccauley Just been Rickrolled by a damned television

shinyinfo Since the book cart isn’t motorized, I basically just dance around the cart while someone pushes it. #GhostRideTheBookCart

MeganBoley If un-brushed hair and cats are in, then I am right on trend.

MightyQuinn72 Only with timing & masterful purpose can one grow both the hair on their head & face to the perfect length to go in ones mouth while eating.

BonniesBows Move over Weight Watchers, there is a new way to lose weight. I can’t afford to buy groceries to feed myself because I just filled my gas tank

popcandy Confessed my love of jigsaw puzzles to my pal Laura, who replied, “It’s OK, I do puzzles by Thomas Kinkade. He is the painter of light.”

VHStapes2 Eat hottest jalapeno. Walk into work. They’ll insist you take the day off what with the tears & discoloration. Get yourself some gelato.

kristenhowerton Watching “World’s Most Talented Kids” on Oprah. Man, my kids are untalented sloths. Happy, well-adjusted, untalented sloths. #notatigermom

corrinrenee Eating Cheetos while cooking dinner kind of defeats the purpose. And is awesome.

@librarylovefest BREAKING NEWS: Muammar Gaddafi refuses to step down until HarperCollins relents on the 26-eBook-checkout limit.

madiganreads You MUST be a librarian, because my circulation is rising! #librarianpickupline

slackmistress Too busy to tweet today, so this is what you get: Poop joke; self-deprecating remark; funny observation about song lyrics; something I ate.

telephase Our vending machine gives out gold dollars for change. I hoard them and pretend I’m part of the aristocracy. #oversharewednesday

Greeblemonkey Wondering how many Sudafed I can take before becoming a meth addict.

Zaius13 Pizza gives me a mouth boner.

 

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.


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5 Responses to “Follow Friday – Newb Edition”

  1. Anne March 4, 2011 at 2:28 pm #

    After reading @theredqueen’s tweet, I cannot understand why we didn’t name our home network something that would allow me to passive-aggressively insult the evil neighbors. Missed opportunity!

  2. Erica March 4, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    I have arrived. Bc I no longer properly know how to go out drinking. Heh. Worth it.

  3. nadja March 4, 2011 at 6:10 pm #

    Oh I love it. I kept wanting to retweet them.

  4. purplequark March 5, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    Welcome to the world little one. We’re trying to fix it up for you…it’s been hard, but we’ll keep trying.

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