Follow Friday – Indecent Manta Ray Edition

11 Mar

Thanks for all the support I’ve received on Twitter. The tsunami resulting from the horrific earthquake in Japan seemed to pass over Hawaii with little or no damage, and my relatives on the coast can evacuate at a moment’s notice if need be. My heart goes out to the countless victims in Japan.  

The photos in today’s edition are from a trip my friends and I took to San Francisco for my bestie’s birthday. We visited an aquarium where a Manta Ray totally flashed Justin his naughty bits. (Angela kind of loves mantas.) Later we had an indulgent dinner and pretended we were child-free youngsters again. The best part about the aquarium is that it had a conveyor belt that lead you through the tunnel, so you didn’t have to use your legs like a sucker.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

ScrewyDecimal Romance Title of the Day: “A Long, Hard Ride.” This is a romance book about a race car driver. I swear.

badbanana Let’s move on from this Charlie Sheen story. It’s distracting us from learning about even crazier celebrities.

brattyunicorn Everytime a celebrity flips out it’s not blow or greed, IT’S THAT THEY’RE ASSHOLES. And they need help UNASSHOLING. Next subject.

lemoneyes Far too many links lead to Facebook pages. Dislike.

SarrahPalinU5A So Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time? But that doesn’t make sense because Hans and Al both were talking to him.

kerrianne Just saw a comment verification dangerously close to “Sussudio.” I’m on to you, Phil Collins.

thecorbettkid “i will pick my nose in here..” as 3 yo goes into the closet and shuts the door. hmm.

VHStapes2 If I had interns I’d make them have a coffee chugging contest. The winner is the first person to realize that there is no winner.

happyrobot I’m faxing you from the future!

DamienFahey If the local news will cover it, I’ll give the world its first televised high-speed chase between me and a cop on a Segway.

MrWordsWorth BJ is going to find out if he is a daddy on Maury. I hope he doesn’t blow it. That would suck.

MagpieLibrarian I wouldn’t friend some 12 year-old on Facebook, so he told me that I would never get a man. Damn it, I was really counting on settling down.

saraschaefer1 We all respond differently to art. Jackson Pollock makes this guy here with the fanny pack lay silent, yet angry-smelling farts.

Gen_with_a_G Henry just inserted his dirty nostril into my mouth. I am slain.

oodja I bet if I keep Tweeting BattleToads the internet will keep offering me free stuff! #battletoads #battletoads #freestuff

BugginWord I’m 90% certain Al Sharpton doesn’t really want to comment on my blog. I call spam.

mommywantsvodka There’s a Chicago Tribute called “25 or 6 to 4” coming to the local theatre. I spent years thinking that song was a locker combination.

willgoldstein Being a toddler must be interesting. Your whole world view is at crotch level.

tommycm Will largely be using ‘word’ in lieu of ‘hi’ tomorrow.

papersquaredoh, my. i think a patron just picked me up. picked up me. whatever the kids are calling it these days.

sarahenglebrown I don’t believe there is a lipstick that stays on for 24 hours. I also don’t think anyone should want that. Ew.

MeganBoley Bah is the new Gah.

MrWordsWorth Starting to worry that I won’t run out of stupid things to say.

louispeitzman Everything I was into as a kid now terrifies me as an adult: clowns, robots, the United States.

thejennui Did a load of laundry with a chocolate heart in SOMEONE’s pocket. It looks like everything has Pooticles on it.

CanuckMackem Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

my_summer_beard the Scott Pilgrim opening sequence still gives me goosebumps

wordlust For Lent, I’m giving up torrid three-ways with PJ Harvey and Amanda Palmer. You’re welcome, baby Jesus.

TheBloggess Never change, internet. Never change.

jasonfleming73 Question from Student: “Can you even beat ‘Robot Unicorn Attack'”?

Zaius13 I’m so sick of people on dating sites lying about their appearance. If you say you’ve got open sores, I’d better be able to see some pus!

theRratedBull Mama used to say if you can’t tweet nothin’ good don’t tweet at all. Of course, Twitter wasn’t invented yet so I’m not sure what she meant.

alexanderchee I’m so tired of NPR execs falling on their swords over disingenuous outrage from people who never listen to NPR and never will.

Brain_Wash I tell you I love you and all you can muster is a glazed look sprinkled with fake sweetness?
Fuck you, donuts. Just fuck you.

StephenAtHome In honor of Mardi Gras I am tweeting topless.

GeorgeTakei Someone suggested I try “protein shakes.” There’s a raunchy joke in there somewhere I’m sure. #HealthTips

JerryThomas I’ve been touched by so many angels it’s starting to get creepy.

thegrumbles I can identify Anthrax by sight of their hair alone. What does this mean? #SecretMetalHead

mommywantsvodka If you don’t think Afternoon Delight is the best song ever, I will fight you.

cornlog With albums by Gwyneth Paltrow & Kim Kardashian coming out soon it looks like the Apocalypse is ahead of schedule.

leahlibrarian I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: if you’re anti-tax then you’re anti-library. You don’t get to be both. #reality

helgagrace Wow, I’ve been a feminist ALL DAY today. Maybe I’ll try it again tomorrow?

dejah_thoris We’ve been watching big rig drifting and tractor pull videos since I got home, almost all foreign. #GoBlesstheInternet

louispeitzman Paradoxically regretting both the bagel half I ate this morning, and the half I left on my plate.

emilybilbrey sun chip crumbs in mah cleavage. #classy

VHStapes2 In celebration of International Women’s Day I killed a man just to watch him die.

inversejaik @Lilacmess @chickenscottpie Racism is like the Cliff’s Notes for those too lazy to finish the required reading about being a decent person.

guiltysquid Me: It’s a joke about Jesus. It’s tasteful.
Friend: Why would you make a joke about Mr. Garcia?

danforthfrance Started to tell my cat I love her when she gave me the “one minute” gesture and started licking her back. I think she forgot I’m waiting.

TheRedQueen Wore my contacts to work. Had to up the display settings on my monitor to “visible from space”.

Krud Whenever I hear the term “Cloud Computing,” I imagine something like: “Analyzing, Please Wait.. *hourglass* Results: It looks like a bunny.”

slackmistress I don’t wear clean underwear in case I’m in an accident. I wear clean underwear in case my vagina is haunted.

JohnBirmingham Man, there’s a lot of recovering Clippy trauma cases on twitter.

squeekzoid I can use the weather app on my iPhone to play a game too. The game is called “Umbrella Chicken.”

Molly_Kats Going to church doesn’t make you a good person. Try not being an asshole instead.

louisvirtel You can tell when Donald Trump’s being an asshole because he makes a chapped little anus with his mouth.

TheTimEarp The unemployment rate is going down. Those newly elected Republicans certainly are working quickly! Way to go! I am impressed.

mrteacup Humankind: but, wise space elders, we don’t use tapes any more! Mayans: LOL oops, we didnt think you’d have dvds yet, sorry!

milonguera omg i have frozen THIN MINTS.

slackmistress If you’ve ever lusted over a woman’s breasts, just know at some point she’s dropped a potato chip down there.

Sheeplovr @slackmistress loose food is 38% of the appeal of breasts

PeterGriffinn Just broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

TweetsofOld According to medical specialists, being smartly dressed is a mental stimulant and can even ward off sickness. NY1909

librarianearp Really, Data and Short Round are similar characters. They both inadvertantly (?) set off booby traps.

shinyinfo For the 8th year in a row I’m giving up Jesus for Lent. #Classic

markleggett I want to be known as the Harry Houdini of adult responsibilities.

MrWordsWorth Fact: Paula Deen never rode me. Well, she did once. And hard. Put me away wet, too.

brattyunicorn Friday Update… Actually attempting to snort these deadlines: BAD IDEA. Calling 911: GOOD IDEA.

BowlingForPoop I MEAN REALLY IS NOTHING SACRED IN THIS WORLD THEY BEIBERFIED THE MISFITS LOGO I GIVE UP ON EVERYTHING

strnglibrarian OH: “maybe we shouldn’t have gotten that database. It’s a bit too usable”

EvenMoreSarah Fuck a whole bag of this day.

 

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.


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5 Responses to “Follow Friday – Indecent Manta Ray Edition”

  1. Sarah March 11, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

    *does dance*

    • J-Man March 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

      You deserved it. I’m going to be laughing at/using that for a long time.

      • Sarah March 11, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

        Feel free and enjoy! 🙂

  2. LittleBig March 11, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

    I am also going to be using the shit out of this phrase, Sarah.

  3. Anne March 11, 2011 at 6:12 pm #

    The word ‘pooticle’ just made my day.

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