Classic

18 May

Me: We’re good together. We’re a classic combination.

Anthony: Like Snoop Dog & Dr Dre.

Me: Exactly. Which one am I?

Anthony: You’re Dre.

Me: Dre? Why?

Anthony: Because you’re older.

Me: … I’m going to murder you.

Anthony: …

Me: Dammit. I am Dr Dre.

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18 Responses to “Classic”

  1. SJ May 18, 2011 at 7:45 am #

    HA! I’m Dr. Dre too.

  2. AmandaStretch May 18, 2011 at 7:48 am #

    Bwahahaha! Love it. Out of curiosity, and the fact that I’m currently dating a much younger man, how much older than Anthony are you? (If you don’t mind me asking, of course.)

    • LittleBig May 18, 2011 at 8:23 am #

      Only a year and three months.

      • AmandaStretch May 18, 2011 at 8:28 am #

        That’s not so odd. Our age difference is 6.5 years, which has led to amusing conversations much like this one. 🙂 For example, he showed me his 5th grade yearbook recently, and I remarked that I was graduating from high school that same year. Makes things interesting!

  3. Elly Lou May 18, 2011 at 7:49 am #

    *climbs onto desk, drops pants, humps monitor*

    You made my day, Dre.

    • Elly Lou May 18, 2011 at 7:51 am #

      Also I’m clearly already working on my rapping skills so I can make a cameo on your next album. Oh wait, I’m Eazy E. I think we’ve already worked together.

      • LittleBig May 18, 2011 at 8:30 am #

        I think you’re right. We should add this to our resumes.

    • LittleBig May 18, 2011 at 8:31 am #

      I’m totally screen-humping right now.

      Wait. Can you get screen-humping herpes this way? I’m asking for a friend.

      • Elly Lou May 18, 2011 at 9:05 am #

        I was just tested. Don’t worry. I’m clean. Your monitor might get knocked up, though.

  4. Elly Lou May 18, 2011 at 7:51 am #

    Feel free to revoke my commenting privileges any time.

    • LittleBig May 18, 2011 at 8:23 am #

      No way! I’m too busy humping my monitor back.

  5. J-Man May 18, 2011 at 9:59 am #

    Absolutely awesome. Truly and honestly, hanging out with you guys (even though it’s been forever) was always like looking at an example of how a relationship was “supposed” to work. Stuff like this would happen all the time, and I’d think, “Yup, that’s why they’re married,” and then smile warmly at the camera and walk away into the distance.
    Sorry to break up all the monitor humping with mushy stuff.

    • LittleBig May 22, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

      Don’t worry, I can hump and talk at the same time!

      I really appreciate you saying that, Justin. I really do. Relationships are hard and we’re far from perfect, but we have the same goals and we talk through every problem until that problem dies a slow death. Of all the things I’m proud of in my life, my relationship with Anthony is one of the things that I’m most proud of.

  6. dingey May 18, 2011 at 1:17 pm #

    Best. Post. Ever. Furthermore:

    • LittleBig May 22, 2011 at 2:33 pm #

      It’s like someone had a camera on my childhood.

  7. Nadja May 19, 2011 at 6:26 am #

    Actually, with the death threat I think that would make you Suge Knight.

    • LittleBig May 22, 2011 at 2:33 pm #

      I’m pretty famous for my death threats.

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