Follow Friday – OMFN

2 Sep

I recently did a photo shoot for my local chef friend Valerie who wanted to design a menu with photos. They came out so mouthwatering I thought I’d share them. Feel free to be very jealous of me – I got to take home and eat almost everything I shot that day. OMFN is just something I made up, changing Oh My Fucking God to Oh My Fucking Nom. It seemed appropriate at the time and many times since then besides.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

LaurelKS My anniversary is tomorrow! It’s the first one, so I don’t need to be this excited again for four more years!

Squirreljustice The ball boys at the US Open, who scurry across the court all hunched over and shit, are clearly stealing my walk of shame technique.

letsgetgizzy If I ever fall in love, I want Michel Gondry to direct it.

hotdogsladies Somehow, I feel like I could get a lot more accomplished if I hired three lady backup singers in leather pants.

jenstatsky When I say a woman “seems like she has her shit together,” that’s basically me saying, “Pretty sure she shaves her legs more often than I do.”

a_outburst Literally spent hours mowing our lawn. I think we need sheep.

burnstand Funk is like the most gentle, caring, understanding lover I’ve ever had.

Athenabee I feel that I need to expose even more of myself online. One time I farted and it was so bad my kid cried. #OvershareWednesday

sbellelauren just thought about orlando bloom and fell down the stairs.

TheSuniverse So gassy today. Let’s be friends.

slackmistress “She’s two cats away from giving up completely.” – ad agency describing the target audience for Pajama Jeans

jberthume I keep trying to play Deus Ex, but my old asserts itself and I get sleepy.

sgnp Rants before pants! #OneSyllableRhymingXBeforeY

premmeridian Gongs before schlongs. #OneSyllableRhymingXBeforeY

JillMorris 91% of Facebook pokes are cries for help.

apodixis God I hope you can’t get herpes by reading someone’s timeline.

PinkPeonies Dear Justin Beiber: I had those glasses first.

notthatkendall “…And then we can play Words with Friends for forever.” – Me to everyone foolish enough to start a game with me

oodja Seriously thinking of changing “DO NOT REMOVE THIS BAND” to “PLEASE REMOVE THIS BAND”, if only to get the contrarians to obey #illwtf

theRratedBull I like to reflect on my life but whenever I do it ignites like an ant under a magnifying glass.

LIFECOACHERS We can’t move on unless we forgive. So it looks like we’ll be staying right fucking here.

ibrill Broken Face #PixiesSuperheroes

sexbiscuit Silver Surfer Rosa #PixiesSuperheroes

apelad Bone Machine #PixiesSuperheroes

sgnp Mister Grieves #PixiesSuperheroes

sgnp Nimrod’s Son #PixiesSuperheroes

johnmoe Debaser #PixiesSuperheroes

knitterplease Tony #PixiesSuperheroes

abdpbt Mini says he wants to read a book. OK, I say. He brings down Deceit, Desire, & The Novel. I tell him I think he’s going to be disappointed.

TheRedQueen Talking to my boss is like taking to a brick wall. Only I think the brick wall is more enjoyable.

HAL9000_Scientists think that there is a supernova in Galaxy M101 – it’s actually a regular nova with its underwear on top of its pants

jszyd I watched Jersey Shore for the first time the other day. I’ve decided I want to move there and pursue a career in murder.

WowItsStephen 1 songwriting duo wrote the themes for Ducktales, TaleSpin, Rescue Rangers, & Gummi Bears. Suck it, Simon & Garfunkel. Suck it slooow.

trumpetcake When people call me a “simpleton” I’m all like, “What that noise you make from your eating hole?” Then I gaze at the sun for an hour.

ieatmykidzsnack I guess Twitter is broken. This is why we can’t have nice things.

michaeljnelson Another unconventional come-on “I’ll give you six dollars to eat this package of hot Chinese mustard. You look like you can handle it.”

badbanana Hey, wait a minute. Did you guys know you can just buy donuts at a store and not even go into work?

UnicornFlavored The Long Beach Antique Market follows over 2,000 people, and recently stopped following me. Over 2,000 people are less annoying than me.

BetterOffJen So maybe Mark and Donnie can make a go of Wahlburgers, but don’t ask me to join you for a hot dog on Boogie Nights Night.

adambuckled People’s horoscope tweets should come as @ replies. I always think they’re telling ME I may be afraid to commit today.

GailSimone According to the Final Destination movies, God is a serial killer.

CourtneyReimer “There are no second acts in American lives and there are no quick trips to Ikea.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, unedited version

adambonin America Shrugged #bachmannbooknames

adambonin Prejudice and Prejudice. #bachmannbooknames

morepete Are you there, God? It’s me, Crazy Eyes. #bachmannbooknames

stray Four words: “pimp my book truck”. The mind boggles. Flame decals! Spinners! Ground effects! BookTruckNutz!

heyrenees According to facebook the kid with rage issues in my 5th grade class turned out more normal than I did.

johnmoe I’m takin’ names and changin’ games. I’m winnin’ sports and wearin’ jorts. I’m eatin’ puddin’ with Cuba Goodin’. Junior.

pnkrcklibrarian I am going to be that girl who will not be eyeing you lasciviously, but your cheese plate.

theRratedBull When I was a young teenage Vampire I didn’t have any paranormal romances. I mean… let’s get real – pimples don’t sparkle.

The_Daver With coffee, all things are possible.

misskubelik Wow, Emmett Till is trending. I am going to allow myself 30 seconds to feel better about humanity and how TT works.

danforthfrance If I tweeted the way AT&T “provides” Internet, they’d all be like t

MakeMommyCoffee Was going to tweet about how parenthood hasn’t changed my self image but couldn’t get my toddler to stop rummaging in my bra long enough

shinyinfo I read a tweet that said “Dumbledore” as “DumbleCore” and I was like, “I’d listen to that.” #CrazyBrain

lauracope the cake pops at @Starbucks are even better if you let them melt a little in the sun. i think my mouth just got pregnant.

lilpyrogirl The inside of my purse has now managed to jostle open two prescription bottles with child-proof caps. I think my purse has a drug problem.

JerryThomas Also, waffles. RT @DalaiLama I feel that a sense of compassion is the most precious thing there is.

Keex714 Someone tell Jerry Lewis to STOP having kids.

rstevens I wish I got paid to be an asshole. My dad always says it’s important to love what you do.

theleanover Bieber? I don’t even know her!

Bethazon most adorable little kid ever just followed instructions, used dewey numbers and found his book. sometimes, the universe smiles.

JVdesigns Whoever said glitter is the herpes of the craft world should alert the girl in the Twilight shirt outside my office to what this implies.

elloyd74 “We never fight in bed. The grandparents in ‘Willy Wonka’ really knew how to make a marriage work.”

sarcasmically One day I will grow up and stop giggling at this street near our house called “Pack Wood”. Today is not that day.

apelad I am at back to school night. Paste still tastes the same!

Lilacmess My new favorite line from a student essay: “the island was a paradise of tyranny and meat.” I think my husband would like that place.

Greeblemonkey If you questioned Steve Jobs’ reach, the landscaping guys at the table next to me are discussing him and his career at length.

johnmoe “Farewell, Steve Jorbs!” – Coach Z

placito “Why do people care so much about Steve Jobs resigning?” he said as he typed on a square of glass that contained all the music he ever owned.

Pres_Bartlet Well, at least people are talking about Jobs.

scottsimonsWVLA If I ever hang out w/ Pitbull I’m going to make sure to tell him that when he says “Hotel, Motel” that pretty much covers “Holiday Inns” too.

swedishpancake my husband just remembered the name of a too white crew album. I may be rethinking our marriage.

jenstatsky Decided to start going by a pen name. Best I’ve come up with so far is “Bic Papermate.”

EugeniaMorpho @exlibris When I see a mug that says “Love brings rainbows”, I think “Somebody missed grade two science class.”

NicLewis #YourStarshipCaptainMightBeARedneckIf he converted a photon torpedo into a synthehol still.

jawillie #YourStarshipCaptainMightBeARedneckIf If the Captain’s Chair doubles as a Hover-round scooter.

papanic #YourStarshipCaptainmightbeaRedneckif the biggest trouble he has with tribbles is that they are undocumented.

PoisonFox #YourStarshipCaptainmightbeaRedneckif the shuttlecraft are on cinder blocks.

PoisonFox #YourStarshipCaptainmightbeaRedneckif his First Officer is a Basset Hound.

jenifersf #YourStarshipCaptainMightBeARedneckIf He orders you to set phasers to bear, deer or possum.

ChrisDoohan #YourStarshipCaptainmightbeaRedneckif he refers to Klingons as “Critters”

jenifersf #YourStarshipCaptainmightbeaRedneckif He has a working navigation console sitting on top of a non-working navigation console.

swallen62 #YourStarshipCaptainmightbeaRedneckif instead of saying “make it so number one” he says “get ‘er done cuz!”

Mike_FTW Anderson Cooper: “Well, something definitely blew its way through the firehouse last night.”

ecareyo Do people still barter in times of emergency? I’ve got plenty of things I can do without (looks at my college diploma, all of 2005 and 2008)

michael_J_m00n This hurricane is making me so nervous I just evacuated.

tcarmody Like most indie bands, it looks like Hurricane Irene was a lot more rough-edged & powerful before selling out and moving to New York.

Seth_Fried If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

dirtyvicar Edward or Jacob. Peeta or Gale. Betty or Veronica. People pretend to enjoy love triangles, but what they really want are threeways.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

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8 Responses to “Follow Friday – OMFN”

  1. thebigbookofdating September 2, 2011 at 3:29 am #

    ooo mouth watering

    • LittleBig September 2, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

      It tasted as good as it looks.

  2. tazer warrior princess September 2, 2011 at 9:23 am #

    Oh my NOM indeed! Now I’m hungry.

  3. Nadja September 2, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    Athena thought the pictures of food were hysterical. (???) I think she missed the point of your post.

    • LittleBig September 2, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

      Bwa ha! I think Athena is hysterical.

  4. Windsor Grace September 3, 2011 at 7:45 am #

    This is hte first time I’ve actually read most of the tweets. Hilarious pics, abd I love the tweet of the week

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